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Unicorn Snot Lip Gloss
Unicorn Snot Lip Gloss has been extracted (in the least gross way possible) from the nostrils of a mythical beast to bring a sweet, glossy fantasy to your lips.
Buy it at amazon.com
$7.99

Score 49
23 people want this
Temperature Reactive Hair Dye
The F I R E dye is responsive to you and your environment by changing colour to passing temperature fluctuations. Available in multiple colour ranges from bright red to subtle pastels, launching at London Fashion Week in collaboration with Storm Models.
Via seetheunseen.co.uk
To Be Announced

Score 234
97 people want this
BB-8 Paisley Tie
The BB-8 Paisley Tie features one of your favorite astromech droids on a nice grey tie. The 100% silk tie has an orange teardrop design with the Beeb nestled right in there. Yup, it's as cute as it sounds.
Buy it at thinkgeek.com
$54.99

Score 135
60 people want this
iPhone Enabled Smart Socks
With useless smart socks, you will know which socks belong together,and could help sort them out, how often you have washed your socks, when your socks were produced, when you ordered your socks and when your socks were dispatched.
Buy it at blacksocks.com
$189.00

Score 27
13 people want this
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I Drink Until I Pass Out Onesie
What a lush!
Buy it at etsy.com
$15.00

Score 68
28 people want this
Bushbalm Pubic Hair Oil
Whether you are bushy or bare, our pubic oil is perfect for you! The recipe includes Jojoba, grape seed, essential, and tea tree oil. Jojoba oil is the closest oil to the natural oils our bodies produce, making it a very natural healer.
Buy it at bushbalm.com
$20.00

Score 54
23 people want this
Lawful Good Enamel Pin
You are noble to a fault and damned if you're not going to save the day any chance you get; So why not proudly display your Lawful Good alignment with this enamel pin? Now go rescue that poor halfling, you gallant bastard.
Buy it at awfulgoodco.com
$8.50

Score 41
16 people want this
Wireless Bluetooth Beanie
Want to take talking to yourself to the next level? Bluetooth earpieces have nothing on the Bluetooth connected beanie. Nobody will ever assume you're actually talking to someone other than yourself. Mission accomplished.
Buy it at amazon.com
$13.99

Score 156
68 people want this
Series 38-Luxury Wallet by Solloshi
Assembled from 12 pieces of CNC machined precision parts, the Series 38 luxury card case is a fusion of two worlds: the best design practices that reduce weight while maintaining rigidity are combined with smart solutions to provide true protection to your cards.
Buy it at etsy.com
$2,490.00

Score 31
16 people want this
Edible Chocolate Men’s Dress Shoes
The Rihga Royal Hotel in Osaka has nine pairs of edible men’s shoes. They come in three different shades of leather (er, chocolate) and look like real shoes.
Buy it at kotaku.com
$259.00

Score 61
25 people want this
Chunky Knit Blanket
This blanket is hand knitted from oversized chunky yarn which is very warm and soft. Made with only the best available merino wool, which has 18 microns and is remarkably softer than other options.
Buy it at etsy.com
$64.48

Score 292
130 people want this
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