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Elf Ear Earbuds
Check out these Elf Ear Earbuds sold by online retailer Taobao for $15. As you can see, they make your regular-ass ears look like elf ears. Dreams really do come true!
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Nerds with Vaginas Underwear
Nerds with Vaginas started as a group of nerdy girls just wanting to express our nerdy dirtiness!
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Beasts of Tolkien: A Colouring Book
Put your own imagination to good use and step away from the day-today with this enchanting colouring book which brings Tolkien's beasts to life.
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Half Orc Silicone Mask
Entirely hand-made and hand painted Half-orc Platinum silicone mask (Dragon Skin FX Pro). Be the Orc you always wanted to be.
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Custom Made Galaxy Dragon Draper Necklace
For you, Khaleesi. This Dragon Draper will be painted in brilliant shades of blue and purple, with pale purple/pink swirling galaxy designs, and white stars. It will have detailed ivory horns and blue eyes.
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Lord Of The Rings Fire Pit
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the warmth of the fire pit, roast some marshmallows, and possibly BBQ some steaks on the swing out grill. Handmade in Canada. It's 3 feet wide and 4 feet high.
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Gandalf and Saruman Salt and Pepper Shakers
You shall not pass... the salt! The Gandalf and Saruman Salt and Pepper Shaker Set is made of ceramic and is based on the characters from The Lord of the Rings. Each shaker has a magnetic insert which holds the two pieces together.
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Fully Functional Hobbit Gandalf Pipe
Choose if you'd rather puff as a wizard or a halfling with these fully-functioning prop replicas from The Hobbit films. Or get both and be a halfling wizard. Both are approximately 9" long and made from wood. You provide your own Longbottom Leaf.
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The One Ring Pillow
This Lord of the Rings The One Ring Sauron Ring pillow is made with both Brazilian wool and synthetic felts. The encryption is made with dimensional fabric paint that is very durable and resistant.
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The One Ring Firepit
As huge fans of the Lord of the Rings series and one who enjoys campfires we thought why not combine them. Using the black speech from the one ring as a firering seemed to perfect. The font glows perfectly with a nicely lit fire under a starry night.
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Gold-Plated Tungsten Carbide One Ring
We recommend you be careful when you order this One Ring replica from The Lord of the Rings trilogy. We wouldn't want to see you corrupted... unless maybe it meant that we would get the Precious...
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