When Carrie Fisher recently discovered the journals she kept during the filming of the first Star Wars movie, she was astonished to see what they had preserved—plaintive love poems, unbridled musings with youthful naiveté, and a vulnerability that she barely recognized.
That's no moon—it's the ultimate tree topper for any Star Wars fan. Expertly crafted to resemble the Empire's armored space station, this Death Star's design won't pull you in with a tractor beam, but it will capture your attention with its awesome light and sound features!
Warm your feet with these fuzzy Wookiee slippers, featuring the sound of Chewbacca (but not the smell). When you walk, these slippers alternate between two different Wookiee roars: RRRAARRWHHGWWR and WAAAAAAAAARGH.
You don't have to be a fan of Ewoks to love the idea of cute and cuddly Star Wars characters. You really don't. Awful little things, Ewoks. With the Star Wars Crochet Kit you can now transform all of your intergalactic favourites into miniature knitted dolls.
What good is a lightsaber that you can't really use? These Kyberlights are machined from solid 7075 aircraft grade aluminum and the blade is made from a proprietary plastic blend that is virtually indestructible. If you break it, the lifetime warranty will replace it.
Laser cut from pine these Death Star bookends are a constant reminder that Earth could be blasted into a cloud of star dust at any moment... So stop reading this, go outside and carpe that mother flippin' diem while you're still alive.
We've got to say, Han Solo frozen in carbonite translates pretty well to rug format. If you're a massive nerd, or just looking to stay single for the rest of your life, then you may be interested in picking one of these up.