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The Princess Diarist by Carrie Fisher
When Carrie Fisher recently discovered the journals she kept during the filming of the first Star Wars movie, she was astonished to see what they had preserved—plaintive love poems, unbridled musings with youthful naiveté, and a vulnerability that she barely recognized.
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Light Up Death Star Tree Topper
That's no moon—it's the ultimate tree topper for any Star Wars fan. Expertly crafted to resemble the Empire's armored space station, this Death Star's design won't pull you in with a tractor beam, but it will capture your attention with its awesome light and sound features!
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$99.95

Score 86
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Nerds with Vaginas Underwear
Nerds with Vaginas started as a group of nerdy girls just wanting to express our nerdy dirtiness!
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$15.00

Score 102
49 people want this
Talking Chewbacca Slippers
Warm your feet with these fuzzy Wookiee slippers, featuring the sound of Chewbacca (but not the smell). When you walk, these slippers alternate between two different Wookiee roars: RRRAARRWHHGWWR and WAAAAAAAAARGH.
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$29.99

Score 135
59 people want this
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Star Wars Crochet Kit
You don't have to be a fan of Ewoks to love the idea of cute and cuddly Star Wars characters. You really don't. Awful little things, Ewoks. With the Star Wars Crochet Kit you can now transform all of your intergalactic favourites into miniature knitted dolls.
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$18.66

Score 110
52 people want this
Darth Vader ToothSaber Toothpick Dispenser
Let the Dark Lord take care of your oral hygiene. By pulling the lever on the back, one by one so as to pull out the light saber, a toothpick can be extracted! WOW.
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$57.82

Score 171
78 people want this
Star Wars Patent Posters
This set of six Star Wars posters is printed using high quality archival inks on heavy-weight archival paper with a smooth matte finish. It's the perfect decor for a serious Star Wars fan.
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$27.44

Score 273
128 people want this
Kyberlight - The Greatest Custom Lightsaber in the Galaxy
What good is a lightsaber that you can't really use? These Kyberlights are machined from solid 7075 aircraft grade aluminum and the blade is made from a proprietary plastic blend that is virtually indestructible. If you break it, the lifetime warranty will replace it.
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Star Wars Death Star Bookends
Laser cut from pine these Death Star bookends are a constant reminder that Earth could be blasted into a cloud of star dust at any moment... So stop reading this, go outside and carpe that mother flippin' diem while you're still alive.
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$69.00

Score 189
86 people want this
Star Wars Rebel Friends Cookie Cutters
Probably the cutest Star Wars cookie cutters you'll ever come across, in a galaxy far far away, or on Earth. Includes chibi versions of Luke, Leia, Yoda, Chewie, C-3PO, and R2-D2.
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$14.99

Score 139
63 people want this
Han Solo in Carbonite Rug
We've got to say, Han Solo frozen in carbonite translates pretty well to rug format. If you're a massive nerd, or just looking to stay single for the rest of your life, then you may be interested in picking one of these up.
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$55.00

Score 188
82 people want this
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