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Conversation Candy Heart Lollipops
Assorted messages per order. Clear faces and backs. Individually wrapped. 6 flavor gift set includes: Blackberry, Marshmallow, Cotton candy, Green apple, Strawberry, Guava.
Buy it at vintageconfections.com
$14.50

Score 47
20 people want this
Survival Belts
The unique body of the survival buckle is composed of a highly durable glass-filled nylon and features an integrated folding knife with bottle opener, flashlight, and a ferrocerium fire starter rod.
Buy it at amazon.com
$150.00

Score 100
44 people want this
Hundred Dollar Bill Rolling Papers
Do you want to look EVEN COOLER while you burn the devils lettuce? These rolling papers make it look like you have cash to burn (zing).
Buy it at empirerolling.com
$20.00

Score 56
28 people want this
Giant Plush STD Microbes
Based upon their microscopic counterparts, these Giant STDs are the ideal venereal critters to spruce up your sexually active bed chamber. At last they're a pleasure to spend the night with – giving you that warm and fuzzy feeling, in a good way.
Buy it at amazon.com
$9.99

Score 79
33 people want this
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Shawty U Fine Valentine Bear
This should do the trick. Maybe spray it with your own scent to really solidify the deal.
Buy it at hollabears.com
$25.00

Score 86
38 people want this
Titanium Tritium Ring
This is solid silver, 3d printed, tritium ring with three inserted tritium vials. Choose either green or ice-blue.
Buy it at byinnovodesign.com
$120.00

Score 117
52 people want this
Pulse - Personal Lubricant Warming and Touch-Free Dispensing
Pulse personal lubricant pods and warming dispenser transforms life's most intimate moments with a single, touchless pass of the hand, seamlessly delivering your favorite lotions and potions pre-warmed—minus the mess of an outdated tube.
Buy it at lovemypulse.com
$249.00

Score 57
27 people want this
The CouchCoaster
Lounging on the sofa gets even more relaxed with this couch drink holder. It’s a coaster-meets-cup-holder that safely contains drinks on the arm of couches and chairs. Flexible silicone sides drape over surfaces and are weighted for extra stability.
Buy it at thegrommet.com
$19.95

Score 137
61 people want this
Data Cotton Bow Tie
The benefits of learning trigonometry may not be apparent in your day to day, but learning to tie The Data Science Bow Tie will pay dividends every time you wear it.
Buy it at cursorandthread.com
$49.00

Score 122
52 people want this
Shower Beer
A sweet but strong pale ale in a 18 cl small bottle meant to gulp in three sips while standing in the shower getting ready for the night. You freaking lush. Their first batch sold out, and the second one is currently in the brew tanks.
Via snask.com
To Be Announced

Score 80
37 people want this
The Grypmat - The World’s Most Versatile Tool Mat
A high-performance, flexible, non-magnetic, non-slip, chemical resistant, anti-static, rubber tool mat. A mechanic’s Best Friend.
Buy it at grypshon.com
$30.00

Score 52
23 people want this
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