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Spiral Galaxy Rings
This is a mini galaxy ring, NGC 1309 spiral galaxy, which is 100 million light-years away.
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$18.50

Score 71
32 people want this
Conversation Candy Heart Lollipops
Assorted messages per order. Clear faces and backs. Individually wrapped. 6 flavor gift set includes: Blackberry, Marshmallow, Cotton candy, Green apple, Strawberry, Guava.
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$14.50

Score 47
20 people want this
Spray the Bi*ch Away Aromatherapy Perfume
An aromatherapy spray/ perfume for when you're irritated, pissed off, annoyed, tired, peeved, frustrated, enraged, and have an overall bad attitude! I'm a bitch sometimes, especially during PMS. This spray was created with those times in mind and with some of my favorite oils.
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$23.50

Score 115
53 people want this
Giant Plush STD Microbes
Based upon their microscopic counterparts, these Giant STDs are the ideal venereal critters to spruce up your sexually active bed chamber. At last they're a pleasure to spend the night with – giving you that warm and fuzzy feeling, in a good way.
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$9.99

Score 79
33 people want this
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Shawty U Fine Valentine Bear
This should do the trick. Maybe spray it with your own scent to really solidify the deal.
Buy it at hollabears.com
$25.00

Score 86
38 people want this
Pulse - Personal Lubricant Warming and Touch-Free Dispensing
Pulse personal lubricant pods and warming dispenser transforms life's most intimate moments with a single, touchless pass of the hand, seamlessly delivering your favorite lotions and potions pre-warmed—minus the mess of an outdated tube.
Buy it at lovemypulse.com
$249.00

Score 57
27 people want this
Wearable Breast Pump
Everything you need to pump is right here. With an all-in-one design, Willow works quietly inside your bra, collects your milk in an internal bag, and tracks your volume through the app. Now you can move freely and do things—real things—while you pump.
Via willowpump.com
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Score 80
36 people want this
Stop Stressing Meowt T-Shirt
I mean it. I bite.
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$17.10

Score 134
63 people want this
Donut Pushpin Cushion
Pink-frosted donut eraser that's "sprinkled" with 50 colorful pins!
Buy it at urbanoutfitters.com
$10.00

Score 131
55 people want this
Genetic Ancestry DNA Test Kit
Discover your family story. This service combines advanced DNA science with the world's largest online family history resource to predict your genetic ethnicity and help you find new family connections.
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$99.00

Score 186
85 people want this
YO Sperm Tester for Smartphones
Check your swimmers with YO the first FDA cleared Smartphone based solution for testing your motile sperm. YO uses your phone’s video and camera light so you can view and save a video of your sperm.
Buy it at yospermtest.com
$49.95

Score 39
20 people want this
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