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Giant Plush STD Microbes
Based upon their microscopic counterparts, these Giant STDs are the ideal venereal critters to spruce up your sexually active bed chamber. At last they're a pleasure to spend the night with – giving you that warm and fuzzy feeling, in a good way.
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$9.99

Score 90
38 people want this
Shawty U Fine Valentine Bear
This should do the trick. Maybe spray it with your own scent to really solidify the deal.
Buy it at hollabears.com
$25.00

Score 99
44 people want this
Pulse - Personal Lubricant Warming and Touch-Free Dispensing
Pulse personal lubricant pods and warming dispenser transforms life's most intimate moments with a single, touchless pass of the hand, seamlessly delivering your favorite lotions and potions pre-warmed—minus the mess of an outdated tube.
Buy it at lovemypulse.com
$249.00

Score 64
30 people want this
Wearable Breast Pump
Everything you need to pump is right here. With an all-in-one design, Willow works quietly inside your bra, collects your milk in an internal bag, and tracks your volume through the app. Now you can move freely and do things—real things—while you pump.
Via willowpump.com
To Be Announced

Score 84
37 people want this
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Stop Stressing Meowt T-Shirt
I mean it. I bite.
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$17.10

Score 147
70 people want this
Donut Pushpin Cushion
Pink-frosted donut eraser that's "sprinkled" with 50 colorful pins!
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$10.00

Score 143
60 people want this
Genetic Ancestry DNA Test Kit
Discover your family story. This service combines advanced DNA science with the world's largest online family history resource to predict your genetic ethnicity and help you find new family connections.
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$99.00

Score 198
91 people want this
YO Sperm Tester for Smartphones
Check your swimmers with YO the first FDA cleared Smartphone based solution for testing your motile sperm. YO uses your phone’s video and camera light so you can view and save a video of your sperm.
Buy it at yospermtest.com
$49.95

Score 43
22 people want this
Blanket Hogging Prevention Clamps
Domestic bliss for only $33. The composite rubber of the grip pad combined with the weight of the person lying on that side of the bed secures the clamp so well that it can withstand even the strongest pulls from your cover stealing partner.
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$32.99

Score 122
53 people want this
Animal Bottoms Underwear
A bear, a panda, and a cat... no, not the beginning of a joke; these are the animals that decorate the back of these panties. See if you can make the noises of the animal you're wearing... with your butt.
Buy it at thinkgeek.com
$7.99

Score 141
64 people want this
Personalized Children’s Art Necklace
Be the artist. Immortalize your child’s first drawing, or one of your own doodles. One-of-a-kind Wearable Art you can find, perfect gift for you and your loved one
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$36.00

Score 94
38 people want this
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