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YO Sperm Tester for Smartphones
Check your swimmers with YO the first FDA cleared Smartphone based solution for testing your motile sperm. YO uses your phone’s video and camera light so you can view and save a video of your sperm.
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Score 39
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Blanket Hogging Prevention Clamps
Domestic bliss for only $33. The composite rubber of the grip pad combined with the weight of the person lying on that side of the bed secures the clamp so well that it can withstand even the strongest pulls from your cover stealing partner.
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Score 116
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Animal Bottoms Underwear
A bear, a panda, and a cat... no, not the beginning of a joke; these are the animals that decorate the back of these panties. See if you can make the noises of the animal you're wearing... with your butt.
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Score 139
63 people want this
Personalized Children’s Art Necklace
Be the artist. Immortalize your child’s first drawing, or one of your own doodles. One-of-a-kind Wearable Art you can find, perfect gift for you and your loved one
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Score 94
38 people want this

Nerds with Vaginas Underwear
Nerds with Vaginas started as a group of nerdy girls just wanting to express our nerdy dirtiness!
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Score 105
50 people want this
Nobody Likes a Cockblock
Nobody Likes A Cockblock is a full color paperback children's book for adults about woodland creature moms and dads just trying to get their swerve on. It's 32-pages of inappropriate prose that will leave you laughing about your sad life.
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Score 106
51 people want this
Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur v2
This gin is made from real Unicorn tears. Created in a secret location, using our free range Unicorn herd and our closely-guarded extraction process. For v2.0, we’ve refined and improved our emotion harvesting technology, resulting in an iridescent glittery appearance.
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Score 141
66 people want this
Octopus Tentacle Ring
Not sure why you would want a water spider wrapped around your finger, but what do I know. One size fits most, that means you, probably.
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Score 307
132 people want this
Metallic Glitter Hair Chalk
Finally a hair chalk that doesn't get all over your hands. Very vibrant You can curl or flat iron hair with color. Edge Hair Stix are semi permanent and will stay in hair for up to three days.
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Score 106
44 people want this
Scentsations Spritz
Bored of spritzing your living space with the same old rancid Febreeze? Scentsations are the salvation you've been searching for. Rather than subjecting your nostrils to yet more cherry blossom and "fresh linen", you can now bask in a fragrant mist that'll actually make you happy
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Score 166
72 people want this
IXO DNA Inkbox Tattoo
"Let's say intelligence is your ability to compose poetry, symphonies, do art, math and science. Chimps can't do any of that, yet we share 99 percent DNA. Everything that we are, that distinguishes us from chimps, emerges from that one-percent difference." - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Score 83
37 people want this
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