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Shiba Inu Planters!
Pricey? Yes, absolutely. Adorable? Yes, even more absolutely. These hand crafted Shiba Inu Planters are hand made in Japan and ready to be your desks best friend.
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Nature’s Dick Pics Calendar
Your office is boring. Allow yourself a chuckle every time you sit down in your cubical that is only barely accommodates your waist line. Considering the last time you could look down and see your monument was 10 years ago, I'd say middle age is treating you well.
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Giant Plush STD Microbes
Based upon their microscopic counterparts, these Giant STDs are the ideal venereal critters to spruce up your sexually active bed chamber. At last they're a pleasure to spend the night with – giving you that warm and fuzzy feeling, in a good way.
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Hand Crank GIF Machine
With a squared aluminum holding frame and a wood base with customizable plaque, the Giphoscope Vero is an interactive, one-off sculpture with endless gift possibilities.
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Shawty U Fine Valentine Bear
This should do the trick. Maybe spray it with your own scent to really solidify the deal.
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Undead SpaceGod NASA EVA Patch
In memory of our brave Astromancers. The first attempts at communication were... less than successful. In hindsight we probably shouldn't have given a trillion dollars to the only organization that saw it coming.
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#PresidentialTrump Tweets On Tees
Make your intentions clear, you support our great President Donald J. Trump so much you wanted his #MAGA tweet printed on a t-shirt and displayed proudly on your chest. You do you boo boo. You've got this.
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Bicycle 8-Bit Playing Cards
Release your inner-nerd. Inspired by the Bicycle® Rider Back, this unique deck from Home Run Games transforms the entire deck into 8-bit pixel art.
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Score 89
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Welcome to the Universe: An Astrophysical Tour
Welcome to the Universe is a personal guided tour of the cosmos by three of today's leading astrophysicists. Inspired by the enormously popular introductory astronomy course that Neil deGrasse Tyson, Michael A. Strauss, and J. Richard Gott taught together at Princeton.
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Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches
Did you know you could order live hissing cockroaches from Amazon? Me neither. Feel free to drop ship a handful to your closest friend.
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Diffraction Glasses
You don't need drugs to have a good time. Chase the high with a pair of diffraction glasses.
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