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Confetti High Fives
Probably one of the cooler things you will see today.
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$9.95

Score 247
112 people want this
Unicorn Galaxy Leggings
Ever wish you had the slender and graceful legs of a prancing Unicorn? Your surprisingly common prayers have been answered!
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$19.95

Score 85
39 people want this
Shiba Inu Planters!
Pricey? Yes, absolutely. Adorable? Yes, even more absolutely. These hand crafted Shiba Inu Planters are hand made in Japan and ready to be your desks best friend.
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$45.42

Score 156
68 people want this
Nature’s Dick Pics Calendar
Your office is boring. Allow yourself a chuckle every time you sit down in your cubical that is only barely accommodates your waist line. Considering the last time you could look down and see your monument was 10 years ago, I'd say middle age is treating you well.
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$19.99

Score 105
45 people want this
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Giant Plush STD Microbes
Based upon their microscopic counterparts, these Giant STDs are the ideal venereal critters to spruce up your sexually active bed chamber. At last they're a pleasure to spend the night with – giving you that warm and fuzzy feeling, in a good way.
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$9.99

Score 88
37 people want this
Hand Crank GIF Machine
With a squared aluminum holding frame and a wood base with customizable plaque, the Giphoscope Vero is an interactive, one-off sculpture with endless gift possibilities.
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$480.14

Score 84
33 people want this
Shawty U Fine Valentine Bear
This should do the trick. Maybe spray it with your own scent to really solidify the deal.
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$25.00

Score 90
40 people want this
#PresidentialTrump Tweets On Tees
Make your intentions clear, you support our great President Donald J. Trump so much you wanted his #MAGA tweet printed on a t-shirt and displayed proudly on your chest. You do you boo boo. You've got this.
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$28.99

12 people want this
Fruity Booty - Squatty Potty Unicorn Toilet Spray
Unicorn Gold by Squatty Potty uses essential oils and colloidal gold to stop odors below the water and eliminate stink molecules above. Unicorn Gold is the number one way cast out your number two.
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$14.99

Score 86
40 people want this
Sloth Pizza Sweater
Is this real life? Or just fantasy? Sloths and pizza collide in the most perfect sweater you could ever dream of <3
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$45.51

Score 119
52 people want this
Diseases Caused By Masturbation Book
I'm glad amazon suggested that I buy lotion during checkout. Thanks Amazon!
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$9.99

Score 82
34 people want this
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