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Crying Unicorn Candle
Ever wonder what happens when you light a unicorns horn on fire? The unicorn cries and then you shall have your part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Buy it at firebox.com
$34.79

Score 51
22 people want this
Booty Pops Cereal
Cereal-Got-Back I like big butts and I can-not lie You other cereals can’t deny...
Buy it at cerealmotel.com
$12.46

Score 12
6 people want this
Adult Achievement Stickers
Adulting is hard. You deserve recognition for a job well done. Set of 16- Includes 16 hilarious stickers. Reward your friend or yourself with a special sticker for accomplishing an adult achievement.
Buy it at amazon.com
$8.95

Score 105
47 people want this
Unicorn Snot Lip Gloss
Unicorn Snot Lip Gloss has been extracted (in the least gross way possible) from the nostrils of a mythical beast to bring a sweet, glossy fantasy to your lips.
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$7.99

Score 37
18 people want this
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Nokia 3310 Cell Phone
The new Nokia 3310 takes the iconic silhouette of the original and reimagines it for 2017. The custom designed user interface brings a fresh look to a classic, whilst the 2.4” polarized and curved screen window makes for better readability in sunlight.
Buy it at nokia.com
$51.55

Score 69
31 people want this
I Do What I Want - Sassy Cat Mug
You do you, boo boo.
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$15.99

Score 138
63 people want this
Confetti High Fives
Probably one of the cooler things you will see today.
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$9.95

Score 280
126 people want this
Unicorn Galaxy Leggings
Ever wish you had the slender and graceful legs of a prancing Unicorn? Your surprisingly common prayers have been answered!
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$19.95

Score 91
42 people want this
Shiba Inu Planters!
Pricey? Yes, absolutely. Adorable? Yes, even more absolutely. These hand crafted Shiba Inu Planters are hand made in Japan and ready to be your desks best friend.
Buy it at etsy.com
$45.42

Score 179
77 people want this
Nature’s Dick Pics Calendar
Your office is boring. Allow yourself a chuckle every time you sit down in your cubical that is only barely accommodates your waist line. Considering the last time you could look down and see your monument was 10 years ago, I'd say middle age is treating you well.
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$19.99

Score 110
49 people want this
Giant Plush STD Microbes
Based upon their microscopic counterparts, these Giant STDs are the ideal venereal critters to spruce up your sexually active bed chamber. At last they're a pleasure to spend the night with – giving you that warm and fuzzy feeling, in a good way.
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$9.99

Score 90
38 people want this
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