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Sloth Pizza Sweater
Is this real life? Or just fantasy? Sloths and pizza collide in the most perfect sweater you could ever dream of <3
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Score 11
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Diseases Caused By Masturbation Book
I'm glad amazon suggested that I buy lotion during checkout. Thanks Amazon!
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Score 45
18 people want this
Scary High-Beam Reflective Decals
Tailgaters are annoying, especially at night. Give them a fright and you'll sleep better at night. Seriously though I'd pooh my pants if I saw these faces pop up while I was riding your butt.
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Score 61
27 people want this
Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Harambe Sticker
Let everyone know how much you're in to memes. What could go wrong?
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Score 24
17 people want this

Realtime Mobile Kissing Device
Plug in to your phone and give your loved ones a kiss over the Internet. Kissenger can sense your kiss and transmit realistic kissing sensations to your partner in real time. You can also feel the force on your lips when your partner kisses you back
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Score 16
12 people want this
Pepper Bomb Your Mom
Pepper Bombing as a Service: Want to prank someone you love/hate for $14.99? What better way than to send them chocolates with Carolina Reaper peppers on the inside. No, these aren’t your Grandma’s chocolate in the mail.
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The Middle Finger Candle
At $43 a pop, it really is a big F YOU to whoever gets to watch their money literally burn.
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Score 74
35 people want this
Licki Cat Hair Brush
Soothe yourself: "licking" your cat is an oddly meditative practice, soothing for you and kitty.
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Score 46
23 people want this
Sitting Attachment For Hoverboards
Attach your favorite beach chair to the platform, relax, and drive! Any box or seat that can stand on a flat surface and is strong enough to support your weight can be installed on the hoverboard cart. Attach a cooler box and ride it to the beach!
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Score 56
27 people want this
Saxophone Pipe
Nothing says cool like some smooth jazz and a bowl of the devils lettuce.
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Score 105
48 people want this
F*ck You Wrapping Paper
A sure-fire way to let them know how you really feel about giving them a gift!
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Score 177
80 people want this
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