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Giant Plush STD Microbes
Based upon their microscopic counterparts, these Giant STDs are the ideal venereal critters to spruce up your sexually active bed chamber. At last they're a pleasure to spend the night with – giving you that warm and fuzzy feeling, in a good way.
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$9.99

Score 79
33 people want this
Shawty U Fine Valentine Bear
This should do the trick. Maybe spray it with your own scent to really solidify the deal.
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$25.00

Score 86
38 people want this
Pokemon Fusion Doll
After digging through the graves in Lavender Town, I finally gathered enough parts to create a new species of Pokemon! But, I did not anticipate its power. The monster broke free of my lab and has caused chaos among the local villagers.
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$49.00

Score 79
36 people want this
DIY Knitted Unicorn Trophy
Trying to hunt down a real unicorn is a long and thankless task. It's time you accepted defeat (seriously, it's getting weird now) and knitted your own Unicorn Trophy.
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$53.00

Score 77
33 people want this
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Knitted Dissected Animals
Feeling nostalgic about your high school biology class? If you are (or know) a seriously geeky knitter, you'll love this package of knitting patterns!
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$14.95

Score 76
31 people want this
Sweet To Scary Stuffed Animals
The shocking transformation will give a jump and a laugh to would-be cuddlers. Releasing the button restores the pet’s cute countenance, leaving no trace of the darkness that lurks beneath the innocent exterior.
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$19.99

Score 187
82 people want this
Heated Huggable Yeti
Rather than a formidable giant, after just a minute in the microwave this little fella stays toasty for hours and is more than happy to share its warmth with you on those frosty, lonesome nights.
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$26.00

Score 168
77 people want this
Star Wars Crochet Kit
You don't have to be a fan of Ewoks to love the idea of cute and cuddly Star Wars characters. You really don't. Awful little things, Ewoks. With the Star Wars Crochet Kit you can now transform all of your intergalactic favourites into miniature knitted dolls.
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$18.66

Score 115
54 people want this
Rick and Morty Plushes
Pet their soft, fluffy velboa fabric bodies, and try not to think about the fact that if they're plush in this reality, that might mean the rotting corpses of the original Rick and Morty from this reality could be buried nearby. Wait, what?!?
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$14.99

Score 92
40 people want this
Pokémon Snorlax Bean Bag Chair
In this world of nothing but go-go-go, we often feel like Snorlax is more our speed. It spends most of its time sleeping. It's not picky about leftovers, and it seldom exercises. Yep. Snorlax understands us.
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$149.99

Score 330
149 people want this
Sew a Fox - Easy Felt Sewing Kit For Kids
Learn how to sew and make your very own soft toy. Get crafty and creative with this fun fox felt sewing kit for ages 4 to 100! The soft toy making kit has everything you need to make the fox - apart from a pair of scissors.
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$18.05

Score 126
57 people want this
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