Rugrats Reptar Backpack
The Reptar Buddy Backpack has one large compartment that zips closed on the back of the neck. Reptar doubles as a plush - so when he isn't carrying your heavy things you can smother him in dino cuddles. You might have to do most of the hugging, though - he has tiny arms.
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$39.99

Score 147
63 people want this
Personalized Pet Stuffed Animals
The website looks like garbage, but if you can wade through it, the end result is adorable.
Buy it at cuddleclones.com
$249.00

Score 156
68 people want this
Giant Plush STD Microbes
Based upon their microscopic counterparts, these Giant STDs are the ideal venereal critters to spruce up your sexually active bed chamber. At last they're a pleasure to spend the night with – giving you that warm and fuzzy feeling, in a good way.
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$9.99

Score 118
51 people want this
Shawty U Fine Valentine Bear
This should do the trick. Maybe spray it with your own scent to really solidify the deal.
Buy it at hollabears.com
$25.00

Score 129
59 people want this
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Pokemon Fusion Doll
After digging through the graves in Lavender Town, I finally gathered enough parts to create a new species of Pokemon! But, I did not anticipate its power. The monster broke free of my lab and has caused chaos among the local villagers.
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$49.00

Score 114
52 people want this
DIY Knitted Unicorn Trophy
Trying to hunt down a real unicorn is a long and thankless task. It's time you accepted defeat (seriously, it's getting weird now) and knitted your own Unicorn Trophy.
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$53.00

Score 90
38 people want this
Knitted Dissected Animals
Feeling nostalgic about your high school biology class? If you are (or know) a seriously geeky knitter, you'll love this package of knitting patterns!
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$14.95

Score 93
38 people want this
Sweet To Scary Stuffed Animals
The shocking transformation will give a jump and a laugh to would-be cuddlers. Releasing the button restores the pet’s cute countenance, leaving no trace of the darkness that lurks beneath the innocent exterior.
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$19.99

Score 213
93 people want this
Heated Huggable Yeti
Rather than a formidable giant, after just a minute in the microwave this little fella stays toasty for hours and is more than happy to share its warmth with you on those frosty, lonesome nights.
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$26.00

Score 184
85 people want this
Star Wars Crochet Kit
You don't have to be a fan of Ewoks to love the idea of cute and cuddly Star Wars characters. You really don't. Awful little things, Ewoks. With the Star Wars Crochet Kit you can now transform all of your intergalactic favourites into miniature knitted dolls.
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$18.66

Score 119
56 people want this
Rick and Morty Plushes
Pet their soft, fluffy velboa fabric bodies, and try not to think about the fact that if they're plush in this reality, that might mean the rotting corpses of the original Rick and Morty from this reality could be buried nearby. Wait, what?!?
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$14.99

Score 108
48 people want this
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