If dinnertime has you cursing up a storm, this cookbook of 50 profane and delicious dishes will get you off your indecisive a** and into the f*@#ing kitchen!

Juuuust dangerous enough to be really really fun.

Cocoon Tree can support 2,3 tons weight.... so your mom is allowed, apparently.

Whether you start at the blue bib, the red neckerchief, or any part of this fluffy flesh, your tongue will be haunted by the classic flavor of pillowy marshmallow sprinkled with granules of sugar.

A cheeky gift for someone who's anal about gardening. Cultivate your own glute-iful booty-shaped succulent

Hydrates and softens hard, dry, rough feet, winter dry skin, calluses, heels, toes, and cuticles.

For temperatures up to 450 Degrees Fahrenheit. When the Flare Mini is orange, no touchy! When it returns to Brown, it's safe to handle and store!

A fully baked cookie subscription shipped to your door every month. Using locally sourced ingredients when possible, grass fed butter, pasture raised eggs, organic stone ground flour and organic sugar. Flavor changes every month so you'll never get the same cookie twice!