Now you can carry the world’s most legendary swords on your key ring! The Key Armory was created by nerds, whose lives were shaped by swords from fantasy stories and by the heroes who wielded them.

Nerds with Vaginas started as a group of nerdy girls just wanting to express our nerdy dirtiness!

Put your own imagination to good use and step away from the day-today with this enchanting colouring book which brings Tolkien's beasts to life.

Entirely hand-made and hand painted Half-orc Platinum silicone mask (Dragon Skin FX Pro). Be the Orc you always wanted to be.

For you, Khaleesi. This Dragon Draper will be painted in brilliant shades of blue and purple, with pale purple/pink swirling galaxy designs, and white stars. It will have detailed ivory horns and blue eyes.

You shall not pass... the salt! The Gandalf and Saruman Salt and Pepper Shaker Set is made of ceramic and is based on the characters from The Lord of the Rings. Each shaker has a magnetic insert which holds the two pieces together.

Choose if you'd rather puff as a wizard or a halfling with these fully-functioning prop replicas from The Hobbit films. Or get both and be a halfling wizard. Both are approximately 9" long and made from wood. You provide your own Longbottom Leaf.

As huge fans of the Lord of the Rings series and one who enjoys campfires we thought why not combine them. Using the black speech from the one ring as a firering seemed to perfect. The font glows perfectly with a nicely lit fire under a starry night.