Automatic Diaphragm Trash Can
I don't actually know if this is for sale but I want and need it.
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Aperture Scientific Water Bottle
24oz Dihydrogen Monoxide Containment Unit WARNING: May cause diaphoresis, micturition, and acute tissue hydration.
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Portal Companion Cube Ice Tray
Portal 2 Companion Cube Ice Tray – Don’t worry these ice cubes won't give you any sass.
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Portal 2 Miniature Gun Replica
With lights and sounds just like the video game, this miniature replica of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device makes a great gift for fans of the video game Portal 2.
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Portal 2 Cookie Jar Companion Cube
What could possibly make you love your Companion Cube more? How about filling it with cookies! The Companion Cube Cookie Jar is an upgrade to the most incredible companion ever. Within this spacious cube you will find room for all of your favorite baked delicacies.
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Portal 2 Aperture Laboratories Messenger Bag
Among the thousands of scientific masterpieces created by acclaimed Aperture Labs, the Portal Aperture Lab Messenger Bag is not one of them. These bags were actually created to be part of a gift basket sent to the widows and widowers of those that died during tests.
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Portal 2 Sentry Turret USB Desk Defender
Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies (or coworkers) with your very own Turret Desk Defender, powered by USB. When it detects movement, the wings open and it will announce the acquisition of a target, which is enough to send anyone running away from your desk at top speed.
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