Swing Blades
You don't need these, nobody does... they do look cool though.
Buy it at amazon.com

Score 20
8 people want this
MRBG - Metal Rubber Band Gun Reloaded
With a 30' range, this sucker should be taken seriously, lest you get snapped.
Buy it at uncommoncarry.com

Score 27
11 people want this
The Red Herring Secret Safe
Hopefully there are no criminal electricians out there...
Via amazon.com
To Be Announced

Score 64
24 people want this
Llama Shaped Pepper Spray
This cute llama-shaped pepper spray that SPITS to PROTECT. Like a real llama, when the red tab is pressed down, this "llama" will spit out pepper spray defending you!
Buy it at pepperem.com

Score 110
44 people want this

Case Astronaut Knife M-1
The Case Astronaut Knife M-1 was designed for the astronauts of Apollo 11 back in the 1960's.
Buy it at bladehq.com

Score 40
15 people want this
Edible Chocolate Pistol
Do you want to get diabetes? Because this is how you get diabetes.
Buy it at etsy.com

Score 33
13 people want this
British Military Surplus Blast Shorts With Kevlar, Like New
When you're in the heat of battle, these British Military Surplus Blast Shorts will keep you and future generations safe from dangerous blows. Features Kevlar inserts for ballistic protection.
Buy it at sportsmansguide.com

Score 18
6 people want this
BolaWrap 100 Handheld Remote Restraint Device
The BolaWrap™ 100 is a hand-held remote restraint device that discharges an eight-foot bola style Kevlar® tether at 640 feet per second to entangle an individual at a range of 10-25 feet.
Via wraptechnologies.com
To Be Announced

Score 59
21 people want this
CRKT Provoke Mini Karambit
The Provoke knife draws on ancient karambit design but it’s hiding a futuristic secret. The first knife ever to feature Kinematic™ technology, it stays neatly tucked away in transit and comes to life when there’s trouble afoot.
Buy it at crkt.com

Score 47
21 people want this
The Snowball Firing Bow
The Snow Crossbow launches softball sized snowballs amazingly far, allowing for rapid long range assaults during neighborhood snowball fights.
Buy it at amazon.com

Score 63
26 people want this
Tactical Pocket Sand
The BEST personal self defense option* made popular by king of the hill is now being made available to the public! Pocket sand is adaptable to ANY environment or situation and is legal in all 50 states without any special licensing or training.
Buy it at bonanza.com

Score 50
23 people want this
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