Offensive Crayons Red, White, and F*ck You Edition
Gone are the safe colors like "goldenrod" or "violet." Now we have "Suspicious Cold Sore Red" and "Privilege" (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course). Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades.
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$8.50

Score 11
4 people want this
One Foot Taller Periscope Glasses
See your favorite band playing on a whole new level.
Via dominicwilcox.com
To Be Announced

Score 29
10 people want this
Carolina Reaper Spicy Pebbles Candy
If you crave the satisfaction of conquering extreme spice, Carolina Reaper Pebbles are a new way to feed your appetite for the challenge.
Buy it at vat19.com
$6.99

Score 10
5 people want this
Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby
Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby is chockfull of comics about cats, babies, dogs, lasers, selfies, and pigeons.
Buy it at amazon.com
$10.39

Score 34
16 people want this
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Adjustable Frog Eyes Sleeping Mask
Pepe is not amused...
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$4.99

Score 40
13 people want this
Hershey's Milk Chocolate Emoji Bars
For the first time in The Hershey Company’s 125-year history, the iconic Hershey’s brand is changing the look of its original milk chocolate bar and transforming each piece to include an emoji.
Buy it at thehersheycompany.com
$0.99

Score 13
6 people want this
Shiba Inu Marshmallows
Three-dimensional plump muzzle ♪ I can not eat it!
Buy it at felissimo.co.jp
$10.89

Score 49
19 people want this
Giant Googly Eyes
Do your worst.
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$9.99

Score 125
49 people want this
Gold Penis Pool Float
Trusted quality made extra thick. Specially designed for you to sit on. Proven performance, will withstand multiple rides.
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$59.00

Score 18
10 people want this
Flat Earth Snow Globe
This is a snow globe of the Earth, a tiny replica of how our planet looks in the solar system. Shake it to see the snow flutter down from the atmospheric dome, exactly the same way real snow falls in real life. Onto the flat ground. Even into the flat sea.
Buy it at firebox.com
$26.99

Score 46
14 people want this
Shiba Inu Dog Marshmallows
From their striking appearance to their cute and soft texture, these are snacks you won't forget any time soon.
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$30.00

Score 73
26 people want this
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